Forced Osmosis

Have you ever dealt with anyone that is so stupid that you just want to smash their skull? At the same time, you know that you will continue to have to deal with this person, so it is in your best interest for this person to learn what you need them to do. I have a theory on how to resolve this issue with satsifaction: forced osmosis. Now I am a firm believe in selective osmosis. I say selective because it seems osmosis only works when it wants to. So, to resolve this, force the osmosis. To do this, get a pair of steel toed boots. Etch on the steel what you want this person to know. Then, kick them in the skull. The best place to do this would be in the forehead. This way, the etchings are imprinted on the persons skull for future reading. Also, the feeling of imense satisfaction will be revisisted everytime you see this persons forhead.

Have a good dy Maggoteers.