Off to the Marines

Oh what a wonderful turn of events. The oldest, and most pain in the ass and frustrating, junior maggot still at home has decided to join the marines. She actually gets sworn in next Monday. Some of you may say how can you support that she could go off and get killed. My response is: I could get killed stepping out my front door, and I am proud of and support her reasons for wanting to take this step. I am not one of those dumb asses that is going to go sit in front of the Bush ranch if she gets KIA. She is dsoing something that she believes in for the right reasons (college money is not a primary reason) and I respect that. If she were to get KIA, I would not resrespect her memory of her beliefs by becoming a fucking whining ass bitch and try to get my 15 minutes of fame. Good on that bitches husband for divorcing her dumb ass. I mean, come on, their kid joined the miltary, he was KIA, he was doing his fucking job. All of these parents that are whining about their kids going to war need to take a long look in the mirror and realize that they are adults serving their country in a very honorable fashion. If you have a problem with it, too fucking bad. Get the fuck over it and shut the fuck up. And all you kids that are joining the military solely for the college money, you are some dumb mother fuckers.

That is all... its too early in the fucking morning and I think my mind just shut down

BACK TO SCHOOL LITTLE MAGGOTS!

It is that wonderful time of the year when the house is empty durring the day, bed times come sooner, and I can tell all fuckers who do not live in my house to get the fuck out.

God bless our teachers. Thank you for putting up with the hellions of the world today. Please have patience with my child. I know he is trying, but he is all in all a good kid. Please do not be a worthless idiot who teach my kids nothing, because my son will smell you out quick. Please have high expectations of my kids, because I do and would like us to be on the same page. If you have a problem PLEASE call me, because believe I will bust his ass. But believe, if you wrong my children, you will be lucky if I can hold my wife back. We take no shit and expect none from you. We WILL smell that out quickly, and you WILL pay for it. And last but not least, god bless you for making it so I can come home on my lunch break and get my dick sucked without having kids to interupt.

The Rats and the Ship

Good day Maggots. As I persue my quest to become Master Maggot, I am studying alot of business scenarios. The more I study, the more I see how much the model I exist in is deemed by most of the business world to be counter productive at best. One of the focuses on study we have right now is what factors promote and demote a positive work environment. Well, if you look at how many rats are boarding new ships, you would have a pretty good indicator of how this ship is sailing.

Maggotteers, if this Maggot could swim, I would be perusing the other vessels more closely, but unfortunately, I sink like a stone, so I look at the brosures and hope to get accepted as a passenger on another liner. I will continue to look until I find the new vessel.

OK, that being said... god bless RSU and the Java Daves ice cream girl. Take care PB school starts soon!