Friday, June 24, 2005

How to Make a Perfect World - Part 1

Good evening maggots!

The more I think about the problems with the world today, the more I think about how to fix them. After great length of thought and discussion, primarily with The JesusMoon, the following is what has been discussed and mulled over.

These will require alot of government reform but this is the way it should happen.

As we all know, we live in the greatest country on earth. And for our way of life, we are hated. I think the problem is, the rest of the world sees our prosperity and they are jealous. So, we must make them conform to our way of life so they too can see how good it is to be American.

We must first start at home. Our citizens do not know what it means to be American or the true value of citizenship. To remedy this, all Americans, in order to acheive full citizenship, must serve the country for two years. This will be doing a number of different tasks, one of which will be made more apparent later. This will be met with great resistance by many, particularly the bleeding heart liberals. Well, its too damned bad, they will do it and like it. The consequence for not doing public service is the loss of governement services including: welfare, healthcare (to be discussed further), educational aid (also to be discussed later), and a number of other services that will be available to CITIZENS ONLY.

In order ot make it more desirable to be a citizen, there are some sweeping reforms that must be made. Eggs will be broken and milk will be spilt, but thats the way it has to be. Through these changes, the way to fund all programs and benefits become easily attainable.
1. Establish a flat tax rate for ALL. With a flat tax rate, there will be true equality from the richest person to the poorest. Of course the richest will cry foul because they have to pay more than the poor. My response to this is get over it. Lets say that the flat tax is 15% (much less than the 24-28% most of us pay now). If your anual income is $10mil, then you pay $1.5mill in taxes. If your anual icome is $10k then you pay $1500. The rich argue that they have to pay so much more. This is tru in actual dollar amount, but I can tell you from experience that the poor having to pay $1500 is going to of greater impact than the person paying $1.5mil. So the simple response is, it is truely fair. This aplies to the individual as well as to the business. The direct result of this is that every American knows exactly how much they have to pay in taxxes every year. Also as a result, the need for SO many IRS employees is greatly reduced. In all actuality, the the need for the IRS is reduced to the point where the department can be removed completely. All functions of the IRS will be handled by the Treasury Department.

2. Trade defecit - The United States would not have such a trade defecit if the same tarrifs that are imposed by foreign countries against American exports are also imposed exactly the same for all goods imported to the United States. If a country has most favored nation trade status, then the United States must have the same status. The impact to the American economy will be felt imediately. Of course all of the countries who previously enjoyed not having to pay taxxes on goods coming into America will balk against this. Our response is to just DEAL WITH IT. Any country that descides that they will no longer trade with America because of this, we welcome them to find other countries to trade with on the scale that they traded with the United States. We have the resources to provide ourselves with any of the goods that these countries no longer provide. This will promote growth for industries that had previously given way to goods being imported, creating jobs and providing an additional infusion to the American economy.

3. Health care - With the additional money created from flat tax rates, fair trade rates, and increase factory output, socialized healthcare for all can become a reality for all CITIZENS.

4. Education - This is an area where the United States continues to fall behind to the rest of the world. This MUST change. Some of the additional revenue from item 1 and 2 will go to bolster our education system at all levels. All persons retunring from National service will be provided the means for higher education or trade school for free.

5. Foreign Relations - all foreign relations will be treated as a business transaction. All countries which owe the United States money must make repayment in a timely fashion. All countries who fail in this are subject to foreclosure. All countries that have been foreclosed upon become property of the United States. These former countries may then apply for statehood incurring all benefits therein. This also applies to all invaded countries. If the United States invades and overthrows the opposing government, then that country becomes property of the United States.

6. Foreign Debt to former Occupied Nations - These debts are null and void because in every case, the United States paid to re-build these countries. Japan is an example of this.

7. The United Nations - As the primary funder of the United Nations, the United States now owns the United Nations. This will become the seat for control of all occupied nations until such a time as those countries have acheived Statehood.

8. Border Protection - As it is viewed that the United States is the greatest country in the world and the peoples of all other nations strive to acheive the American dream, and in some cases draw from welfare only to send this money to a foreign economy, it is our duty to ensure that these monies are not taken to foreign countries. Since citizenship is required to recieve healthcare, welfare, and higher aducation, the benefits to illegal aliens is greatly reduced. Also, to ensure that our borders are protected, the ranks of the border patrol will need to be greatly increased. To accomplish this, one of the largest functions of citizen service will be to enable effective border patrol. Any person seen trying to enter the country illegally will be viewed as a terrorist and shot on site.

This lays the ground work for this plan. More to follow in future posts.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Now They Can Take Your Land On a Whim

Maggotteers, if you have not yet heards about this, I urge you to read the following article:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/23/scotus.property.ap/index.html

OMFG. The city can deem your land required for the common good on a whim, of whoever has the most money, and you are fucked. What gives them the fucking right. Is this not what turned Billy the Kid into an outlaw (if the many movies and my half rotten skull serves me correctly)?This has to be the worste interpretation of any law that I have seen in my years. They would take my property over my dead body. Somebody's pocket got really fat over this one. Who the fuck do they think they are? This is an outrage and a travesty of American justice. Thank you Mr Clinton for appointing half of those that voted for this thing. You fools are opening a can of worms, or maggots as the case may be, there are going to be huge repercussions as a result of this ruling. A group of people need to be shot over this. The cocksuckers. I am fuming and am having trouble stringing thoughts together through the rage, and I have had most of a day to stew over this.

Mark my words, this will get bigger in the next few weeks, or it will be completely covered up and we will hear nothing more about it.

Maggot out.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Maggot Ridden Religious Soapbox Part 1

Recently, our door has been plagued by the Witnesses, so we did a little research to see what it is they actually believe. OMG these have to be the most fucked in the head group of people I have heard of, and believe me, I have heard of quite a few. I have added my comments to each one.

1. Jehovah God is not a Trinity
Going against every other Christian denomination... there's a good idea
2. The doctrine of the Trinity is inspired by Satan
See #1... that and this is blasphemy... good job guys
3. Jesus Christ is a created being, who at one time did not exist (a.k.a.Michael the archangel)
OK, so the primary stories of the new testament, Mary and Joseph etc, are now defunct
4. The Holy Spirit is not a person but is "God's active force" i.e. gravity, electricity etc.
LMAO... OK give a name to science.
5. Heaven is only for select Jehovah's Witnesses
As many other religeons believe... not really a surprise here
6. Heaven is limited only to 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses
How the fuck do they pick this number? With a current active membership of about 4mil, just gotta make you feel like 'Well, I'm fucked anway..."
7. Jehovah's Witnesses are the only true Christians
By their own defenition, they cannot even be Christians... morons
8. There is no Hell (It is simply the grave)
See #6
9. There is no life after death (except for the 144,000)
Kinda defeats one of the primary purposes for religeon now doesn't it?
10. Salvation is by good works not by Grace
Another contradiction to te teachings of Christ
11. You cannot be sure of salvation
Anoter contradiction to the teachings of Christ
12. Jesus is not to be worshiped or prayed to
And they call theselves Christians?
13. Jesus did not rise from the dead bodily but as a spirit being
This is a gray area for many denominations
14. You are discouraged from attending college
Yep, keep em dumb... easier to control
15. The "first resurrection" occurred in 1918
LOL... OK so do they have film of this?
16. All pastors are the "Antichrist"
OK, I might agree with them on Catholic preists...
17. All churches are of Satan
Other Christians of the world better hope these bastards do not get militant
18. All governments are controlled by Satan
OK, well, if they are refering to the free masons... I will give them that one.
19. You cannot take a blood transfusion
No... don't treat me, let me die. This whole doctrine of theirs is based on a passage in the new testament which refers to no longer taking blood sacrifice.
20. You cannot be a police officer
This is actually a blessing to the rest of us.
21. You cannot salute the flag, stand for the national anthem, or own a flag
Oh yeah... well then get the fuck out.
22. You cannot serve in the military
Again, get the fuck out. Pussies.
23. You cannot buy girl Scout cookies
This in itself is sacrilidge. Who doesn't buy GS cookies? I have to have thin mints damnit
24. You must attend five meetings per week
Well, at least they are not as bad as AA.
25. Jesus'second coming occurred in 1914 (only known to Jehovah's Witnesses)
Oh yeah, so who was resurected in 1918?
26. You cannot marry a non-Jehovah's Witness
Keep it in the family
27. If one does not follow the rules of the Watchtower they will be shunned
Sounds like the eye from LotR to me.
28. You cannot read Christian literature from a Christian book store
Shut down any type of thought outside the box
29. You cannot be a cheerleader
Again, a blessing to the rest of us.
30. You cannot celebrate any holidays (Christmas, Easter, etc.)
While, I can see the logic and how much money this would save, this is not good for the kids.
31. You cannot celebrate your birthday
Fuck that.
32. You cannot run for or hold a political office
Another blessing to the rest of us.
33. You cannot vote in any political campaign
These people should not be citizens, they should not be ALLOWED to vote.
34. You cannot serve on a jury
Another blessing to the rest of us.
35. You are discouraged from giving to charity (except Watchtower causes)
Selfish bastards.
36. You cannot speak to former members who are shunned (disfellowshipped)
And those former members I am sure appreciate this.
37. You cannot accept Christmas gifts
Good
38. You must read and study Watchtower literature regularly
Let us tell you how to think.
39. Only Jehovah's Witnesses can understand the Bible
Apparently they read something other than what the rest of the world has read. They are so wrong in this.
40. Angels direct the Watchtower organization
LOL... yeah, OK. Angles that appear in the midst of a paranoid delusion.
41. Jesus did not die on a cross but an upright pole
Romans did not impale, they crucified. History supports crucifiction. Morons.
42. You cannot own or wear a cross
Blah blah blah
43. You must report your witnessing activity to the elders
Keep in line soldier... I mean whiney assed, mind fucked, non-American idiots
44. You must go from door to door weekly to gain converts
Just to make sure the entire world is always at least annoyed with you.
45. You cannot have friends who are not Jehovah's Witnesses
Wouldn't want you to get new ideas from the outside

There are 101 of these, so I will do the rest in a future post. Right now there is something more important to rant about than a bunch of mind control freaks.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Another day another 50.32545456 cents

I have finished putting in my time for today, breath that sigh of reliefe and return to the Chateau du Maggot for an evening with the family. It has been a normal day: normal minimal pay, normal codescending tones, normal dumbasses, general lack of appreciation.... god a stick of dynamite or my own personal sniper....

My son got a mohawk today, looks cool on the six year old with fangs. Would share a pic, but the cable to connect my camera to my PC is kaput, so I guess that will havew to wait.

This Maggot is currently raising 4 baby cockatiels. Hopefully they will not realize that I am a large meal, leaving the world Maggotless.

I must say it was generally a dull day. Kind of blah... nothing big going on. Playing the hurry up and wait game drives me nuts. Come on future employer... you have my number.

Monday, June 20, 2005

As the name implies...

Nothing really to talk about today... yeah they released a sociopath in Canada who served her baby sister up to her husband, or the fact that scientist have figured out a way to remove the stench from swine (something I personally have delt with maggotteers). That was until I found this story:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/20/nuclear.security/index.html

WOW, a top security nuclear wepons facilty where illegal aliens (all further reference will be domestic terrorists or DT) had access to the facility by using forged documents. Yeah, they were contruction workers, but ya know, a ruse is a ruse. The DTs could easily have gained access to nuclear materials or even weapons. Uncle Sam wants to give money so these poor bastards can goto the doctor (something this maggot cannot afford to do for his family), make welfare available to them, and in general be as accomodating as possible to these idiots who have no right to the resources that hardworking American taxpayers have put into the American economy only to give it to the invading forces of a country whose government tells them to come to our country, suck up out tax money and send it home.

There are volumes that I could ramble about DTs for hours, but I don't think I will tonight. Suffice it to say, I think non-citizens who are not following the proper proceedures to be come citizens, should be shot.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Just a happy fathers day to all the maggots out there that fit this description.

Hats off to you, that is if you are more than a sperm donor.

If you are an inactive father, then you do not deserve the title and should be drug out into the street and shot